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  • From Tony Pawson@3:772/220 to All on Thu Mar 19 21:38:07 2020
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  • From Tony Pawson@3:772/220 to All on Fri Mar 20 05:34:47 2020
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  • From Family BBS@3:772/220 to All on Fri Mar 20 23:34:46 2020
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  • From Family BBS@3:772/220 to All on Thu Mar 26 16:23:00 2020
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  • From Family BBS@3:772/220 to All on Fri Mar 27 02:50:49 2020
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Family Bbs on Wed Dec 29 08:52:18 2021
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    Sounds good, but I'm only seeing code on my end. . . :(

    Dpo you have a plain text version?

    I'm actually rather curious how you've got 2 ads back to back, one dated 29- Dec, & this one dated 30-Dec. . . oh, there it is -- NZ. . .

    ...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in Auckland

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Dec 29 23:15:00 2021
    George,

    ...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
    Auckland

    Good one!!

    Daryl

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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Fri Dec 31 12:30:48 2021
    George,
    ...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
    Auckland
    Good one!!

    I try. . . :)


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Fri Dec 31 22:03:00 2021
    George,

    ...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
    Auckland
    Good one!!

    I try. . . :)

    I made it as a tagline, and used it on my ham radio nets tonight.

    Daryl

    ... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Tue Jan 4 11:26:34 2022
    ...the world isn't going to end tonight; it's already tomorrow in
    Auckland
    Good one!!
    I try. . . :)
    I made it as a tagline, and used it on my ham radio nets tonight.

    How do you do a tagline on the nets, or do you mean fido & the like, not ham stuff?

    ... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.

    Your honey's 'moon'; good one!

    Have you ever had a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, no dressing.

    It's the morning after the honeymoon Wife says, "You know, you're really a lousy lover."

    The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

    (alternatively, he could've asked, "& how do you KNOW?"

    honeymoon, so named because the bride's father gave the groom a month's worth of mead (honey beer) & he took a month off work to enjoy every last jug of it!

    Now the tradition is the bride's father pays for booze for the wedding pasrty/reception, which can really go overboard.

    I met a guy getting ontoi the commuter rail with a shopping cart piled high with booze.

    "Bigh celebration?" I asked him.

    "Oh, yes, my daughter is getting married -- you should come- -much food & drink"

    I passed, as I was on my way somewheree that I'd committed to, but I've ever longed to enjoy a Croatian wedding reception, since. . . (20 years now)
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Jan 5 11:36:00 2022
    George,

    I made it as a tagline, and used it on my ham radio nets tonight.

    How do you do a tagline on the nets, or do you mean fido & the like,
    not ham stuff?

    I just mention it over the radio...unless it's extremely graphic and
    vulgar.

    ... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.

    Your honey's 'moon'; good one!

    It did have a bit of a crack in it, but it was cheeky. <G>

    Have you ever had a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, no dressing.

    Sounds rather bland to me.

    It's the morning after the honeymoon Wife says, "You know, you're
    really a lousy lover."

    The husband replies, "How can you tell after only 30 seconds?"

    Sort of like how Walter (Jeff Dunham) tells of "oral sex"...his wife
    says "Screw You", and he says "Bite Me".

    (alternatively, he could've asked, "& how do you KNOW?"

    One time, I was at a square dance callers house, practicing for
    "amateur night", with patter and singing calls. My health won't
    let me do it anymore, but it's not as easy as it looks. Anyway, this
    good looking female (albeit a bit heavy set)...and a great dancer...
    was there, along with several others. In conversation about a certain
    topic, I said "No Biggie"...for "no big deal". She said "That's what
    I heard", and I wanted to tell her "How would you know??!!". Before
    that, the only females who had seen me nude were my Mom, and medical
    nurses. She was rather attractive, but she was a smoker, and that
    turned me off.

    I may have told these things before, but I'll never forget them.

    The day before I proposed to my wife, she saw me nude, but I thought
    I was in mortal danger, after being popped by a retractable leash at
    full speed in the jewels, which knocked me to the ground...then, the
    dachshund decided to jump on the area. I thought she'd dump me like
    a hot rock after I "exposed myself", but males can bleed to death
    from an injury in that area. I asked her "Do you think any less of
    me??", and she replied "I give you credit for your common sense. I
    would've called the paramedics if I had seen blood". I knew, right
    then, that THIS was the woman I was going to marry. I figured if
    she didn't take care of me beforehand, she wouldn't do it afterwards.

    Ironically, several years before, I was visiting her home, and was
    helping her with a computer issue (I became the guru, just like I was
    for my Mom). She had one of those swivel chairs, and told me NOT to
    lean back in it.

    Well, as a Type A male, did I listen?? Of course not. <G>

    It tipped over, and cut a huge gash in my lower back. She said "Ok,
    take off your shirt", and she promptly broke out the First Aid kit,
    to clean, swab, and bandage the wound. A few days later, I went to
    my PCP clinic, with severe lower back pain, and they said "whoever
    worked on this wiped out any chance of infection"...and that stuck
    with me all the years before the "leash incident". But, in that one,
    I guess the dachshund wanted me full time.

    However, one night, he decided to reassert his role as the dominant
    male, and nearly bit my nose off (I would've bled to death). My wife
    was asleep on the futon, and he was at her feet. I either looked at
    him funny, or he got a burr up his butt. He started snarling and
    coming toward me. Then, as if you flipped a light switch, my wife
    sprung up from a dead slumber, and screamed "FRITZ!! NO!!". I backed
    up, and popped him on the butt as he jumped off the futon (still
    growling, etc.), and nearly broke my wrist.

    Now, this woman, who was dead to the world seconds earlier, is now
    moving like Satan and the whole host of Hell is after her...screaming
    at the top of her lungs "IN YOUR CARRIER!! NOW!! MOVE IT, LARD ASS!!".

    He nearly bit her, as she got him in his carrier, and closed the door
    (so he couldn't come back out and attack us), and she growled "Overgrown
    four legged sausage ball". I asked her "What would you have done if he
    had gotten to my face??". Looking me dead in the eye, as serious as she
    could be, she said "First, I would've taken care of you. Then, I would've killed me a dog. I will not let an animal rule me in my own home".

    That really set him off...he really went ballistic. She looked at me,
    and sweetly said "Excuse me, darling. I'll be right back". She had fire
    in her eyes...I thought "so much for a quiet petite woman"...it was the angriest I ever saw her during our marriage.

    She got to the carrier (where the dog was bouncing around, barking, growling, snarling, etc.), grabbed the high pitched training device (we
    called it Mister Blue Dude), and the water spray bottle. She pressed the button on the training deal, and squirted him several times, and yelled
    "I can take it longer than you can, fatso!!". I'm surprised the neighbors didn't call the police on us...thinking we were fighting and beating each other up.

    honeymoon, so named because the bride's father gave the groom a month's worth of mead (honey beer) & he took a month off work to enjoy every
    last jug of it!

    Interesting.

    Now the tradition is the bride's father pays for booze for the wedding pasrty/reception, which can really go overboard.

    It's the bride's family who pays for the wedding, but the groom picks up
    the tab for the honeymoon.

    The honeymoon is the period between "I Do", and "You'd Better". <G>

    I met a guy getting onto the commuter rail with a shopping cart piled
    high with booze.

    "Big celebration?" I asked him.

    "Oh, yes, my daughter is getting married -- you should come- -much food
    & drink"

    I passed, as I was on my way somewhere that I'd committed to, but I've ever longed to enjoy a Croatian wedding reception, since. . . (20
    years now)

    Sounds like the skit from Hudson and Landry, "Ajax Liquor Store". This
    drunk calls in an order as follows:

    5 fifths of tequila, 5 fifths of scotch, 2 cases of beer, 1 case of 16
    ounce cans, and a case of something else.

    When asked where he wanted it delivered, he said "up to my house". What
    was your first clue??

    Then, when the clerk asked if he was having a party, the drunk replied
    "I'm just trying to work up the nerve to go to confession". <G>

    Daryl

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