FidoGazette Vol 12 no 52 Page: 4
From
Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to
All on Wed Dec 26 20:40:54 2018
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H U M O R
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Two Jokes for the Holidays :)
1. A guy phones the local hospital and yells, 'You've gotta send
help! My wife's in labour!'
The nurse says, 'Calm down. Is this her first child?'
He replies, 'No! This is her husband!'
2. I was walking down the mall with a friend yesterday when he
turned to me and said, "Seeing all those flags on display makes
me so proud of my country."
"But Chan, you're Chinese," I replied, "All those flags are British."
"No they're not," he laughed, "just take a look at those labels!"
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