• FidoGazette Vol 13 no 18 Page: 3

    From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wed May 1 18:48:44 2019


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    Thank you to Ward Dossche, 2:292/854, for this one :)


    Father and sun driving in a car and dad has a heart-attack.

    Dad: Son, I'm having a heart-attack. Call me an ambulance

    Son. Ehrrr ... You're an ambulance ...



    (Ed: You can stop groaning now :) )

    FIDOGAZETTE Vol 13 No 18 Page 3 May 01, 2019


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Wed May 1 19:53:00 2019
    Janis,

    Father and sun driving in a car and dad has a heart-attack.

    Dad: Son, I'm having a heart-attack. Call me an ambulance

    Son. Ehrrr ... You're an ambulance ...

    (Ed: You can stop groaning now :) )

    I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
    good salad item.

    Daryl

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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Mon May 13 16:57:36 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    Father and sun driving in a car and dad has a heart-attack.

    Dad: Son, I'm having a heart-attack. Call me an ambulance

    Son. Ehrrr ... You're an ambulance ...

    (Ed: You can stop groaning now :) )

    I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
    good salad item.

    Lol :)

    Take care,
    Janis

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-4
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Mon May 13 16:34:00 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    Hi, Janis...

    I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William
    Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
    good salad item.

    Lol :)

    Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

    Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

    A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

    Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm --
    do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
    The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

    Daryl

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  • From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to Daryl Stout on Thu May 16 10:54:26 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    I'd throw tomatoes instead...like the groundlings did in William
    Shakespeare's day at the Elizabethan Theatre...but I hate to waste a
    good salad item.

    Lol :)

    Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

    Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

    A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

    haha :) Good one.

    Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm --
    do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
    The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

    hehe :)

    Btw, if you want me to print a joke in the FidoGazette, send it to me in netmail or email, ok? (1:261/38, or janis@filegate.net).

    Printing it here first kills it since everyone has already read the joke before
    the 'Gazette gets published. :)

    Take care,
    Janis

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-4
    * Origin: Prism bbs (1:261/38)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to JANIS KRACHT on Thu May 16 14:30:00 2019
    Hi Daryl,

    Hi, Janis...

    Here's another one for you...I don't remember if I sent it or not.

    Q: How do you get an 80 year old woman to drop "The F-Bomb"??

    A: Have another 80 year old woman yell "BINGO!!" <G>

    haha :) Good one.

    Or, like the classic "Wizard Of Id" comic strip. It said "It's 11pm -- JK>> do you know where your grandmother is??"...and it showed her entering
    The Bingo Hall!! <BG>

    hehe :)

    Btw, if you want me to print a joke in the FidoGazette, send it to me in JK>netmail or email, ok? (1:261/38, or janis@filegate.net).

    Printing it here first kills it since everyone has already read the joke bef JK>the 'Gazette gets published. :)

    OK, but you can save it for a "Throwback Thursday" -- or "An Oldie But
    A Goodie". It helps when there's no new material submitted. :)

    Besides, not everyone reads the echo or the FIDOGazette. I wait until Thursday to download it and the FIDONews from the Filegate website --
    might as well kill 2 birds with one stone. Then, both files are on the
    BBS for those who may be interested.

    Daryl

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