From Janis Kracht@1:261/38 to All on Wed Jan 2 22:13:26 2019
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H U M O R
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Start the New Year with a Joke (or two, or three) :)
A woman walked into work and was greeted by her boss. They made
small talk, and as he headed to his office, he said, "Have a
great day." She thanked him and took off toward the exit. When
he asked her where she was going, she responded, "You told me to
have a great day, so ICÇÖm going back home."
~Jewel Joke Of The Day
Puntastic Jokes from Dad Jokes:
Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?
A: It got mugged.
"Dad, can you put my shoes on?"
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
Never trust someone with graph paper. They're always plotting something.