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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him
for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it
instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man
replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man
asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything
I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of
food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played
golf in 20years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the
homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked
by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious
with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell
pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see
what a man looks like after he has given up beer, gambling, golf,
and sex."
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http://www.jokesoftheday.net/
FIDOGAZETTE Vol 13 No 03 Page 3 January 16th, 2019
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