I can't do the 'gazette since there were such bad problems with my system this evening.. I'll take care of that tomorrow after the new install :)

Take care,
Janis

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Janis,

I can't do the 'gazette since there were such bad problems with my system th JK>evening.. I'll take care of that tomorrow after the new install :)

The BBS is the Sysop's "baby"...and at times, the changes are akin to
a poopy diaper. :P

Daryl


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Hi Daryl :)

I can't do the 'gazette since there were such bad problems with my system th >> evening.. I'll take care of that tomorrow after the new install :)

The BBS is the Sysop's "baby"...and at times, the changes are akin to
a poopy diaper. :P

oof... not one I want to give a bath! Lol :)

Take care,
Janis

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Hi Daryl :)

Hi, Janis...

I can't do the 'gazette since there were such bad problems with my system JK>>> evening.. I'll take care of that tomorrow after the new install :)

The BBS is the Sysop's "baby"...and at times, the changes are akin to
a poopy diaper. :P

oof... not one I want to give a bath! Lol :)

But, if you hear the computer making farting or puking noises, it's
time to get it into the shop. :P

Daryl


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Hi Daryl,

The BBS is the Sysop's "baby"...and at times, the changes are akin to
a poopy diaper. :P

oof... not one I want to give a bath! Lol :)

But, if you hear the computer making farting or puking noises, it's
time to get it into the shop. :P

Geez, yes :) A farting or puking computer would be one I'd run from :)

* OLX 1.53 * If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

That is a great play on words, Daryl :)

Take care,
Janis

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Janis,

But, if you hear the computer making farting or puking noises, it's
time to get it into the shop. :P

Geez, yes :) A farting or puking computer would be one I'd run from :)

Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System.

* OLX 1.53 * If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

That is a great play on words, Daryl :)

I love punny humor. There is a world championship pun-off in early May
each year in Austin, Texas...where the humor is drier than the Sahara.

There are 2 competitions:

1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60
seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are
deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is
disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the
end.

2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go
head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you
can't use the same pun more than once.

Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas.

Daryl


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Geez, yes :) A farting or puking computer would be one I'd run from :)

Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System.

Indeed :)

* OLX 1.53 * If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

That is a great play on words, Daryl :)

I love punny humor. There is a world championship pun-off in early May
each year in Austin, Texas...where the humor is drier than the Sahara.
There are 2 competitions:

1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60
seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are
deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the
end.

2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go
head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you
can't use the same pun more than once.

Sounds like quite the championship :)

Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas.

Very neat as well. :)

Take care,
Janis

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Janis,

Cue the horror music...Curse Of the Operating System.

Indeed :)

Now, I'll have that in my head all night. I'll be like the guy in the cartoon, in the hospital bed, with his head all bandaged up, and looking
like death warmed over. The doctor comes in, with this huge jar, filled
with musical notes, and says "Good News, Mr. Smith!! We removed that
tune that was stuck in your head!!". <G>

1) Punniest Of Show -- the contestant prepares a script, ideally 60
seconds in length. At 90 seconds, a bell sounds, and points are
deducted. A second bell rings at 2 minutes, and the contestant is
disqualified. The script can be full of puns, or have one big one at the JK>> end.

2) High Lies And Low Puns -- from several categories, two punsters go
head to head, having 5 seconds to make a pun on the category, and you
can't use the same pun more than once.

Sounds like quite the championship :)

The humor is drier than the Sahara. You're either groaning like you're
in terrible pain...or roaring in laughter (and probably peeing your
pants). :P

Proceeds benefit the O. Henry Museum in Austin, Texas.

Very neat as well. :)

The last time I was there, a large amount of attendees were on hand.

Daryl


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