You accelerate into a curve, right?
Only if you have a death wish.
&/or you're a city bus driver going about 10-15MPH over the speed limit with
sa bus filled with standees!
I & my wheelchair weight 700lbs and are strapped down by 3 belts (L&R on the chair & a lap belt for me) & I'm holding on to an overhead(luckily I have
long arms, & can reach while seated) strap for dear life, to keep from
tipping! Thankfully they replaced that maniacal bus route with a lightrail option (25 minutes downtown here to downtown Vamncopuiver, vs 90-100 before)
> Or the one where the police officer is standing, but the barrel of his
shotgun is propped up against his butt. The meme notes "Why Women Live Longer". :P
I had a group of about 10 of that category! Funny stuff, but only because theyere all true!
DOS 4,01 to Windows 10.0. . . what a expletive-decorated journey that has been!
I started with 3.2, then went to 5.0, 6.0, 6.2, and 6.22 -- and I even
ran DESQView. Then Windows 95, 98, XP, 7, and now 10.
Me, too, except I had 98SP & then, *grooooan* the dreaded evil Vista (I knew
I was going to invent new swear words when first session I ran it, & finished with the new, built for Vista, MSIE, I closed it, with the 'x' & a popup said "Internet explorer has closed... restarting" &, in that same session found
out that most of the included utilities weren't compatible with Vista!
Was so happy to have found an old XP machine & gone back to the last stable Windows ever (I still call it that)
I still miss DOS, but too busy &/or lazy to set up my old IBM MCA 486 PS/2, comes with SCSI drivce so I'm not stuck paying $3,000+ for a 2Gb hard disk.
the original disk doubler that Microsoft stole for DOS 6.2
& was forced by a judge to remove and issue DOS 6.22 (when M$ & their million dollar lawyers lose a case, you KNOW the theft was bad)
Sounds like what they did with DoubleSpace and DriveSpace, which was originally done by Stacker.
Exactly the incident I'm referring to, yup. . .
I now have the original Stac installed on the 486, doubling my 400Mb(C:) & my 80Mb(D:). (and data has multipled to fill all available space, of course!)
We supposed Gates walked out of that courtroom, after being ordered
to
split Office & their OS(Windoze) into separate companies, asked out loud, "So, this means I now own TWO monopolies?"
Really. He has his hands in more cookie jars than Microsoft.
He IS Microsoft!
> Sounds like the song Tom T. Hall did -- faster horses, younger women,
older whiskey, and more money".
I'll take all 4, but you can keep the horses, unless they're makingme good money at the races & someone else handles the business sde of that
enterprise. . .
> That's what the BBS is on at the moment (my late Mom's computer), but
I'm
working on moving the BBS into the cloud by late next week. But 3 days of thunderstorms will put the kabosh (sp?) on that. Once it's in the cloud
and
set up though, I won't have to take it down for thunderstorms anymore.
What if there's a storm wherever the cloud is hosted? (you HOPE they have lightnig rods & surge proectors everywhere, but don't assume they do); my company's IT dude assumed Amazon Cloud would have regular backups, but when Amazion lost part of our data, they lost it ALL! (whole company had been
moved there, since we're 100% virtual now)
We rebuilt what we culd from our own, slightly behid, backups. Thankfully I was paranoid & had a separate backup(unencrypted) of our key database that
our IT guy could reconstruct & reinitialise.
Else our company could've died right then.
> > "This fellow Charles Lindburg will never make it. He's doomed."
Harry Guggenheim, millionaire aviation enthusiast
To success.
Funny thing, Lindbergh did nothing impressive; he was not the first to cross the Atlantic solo, not by about 400 others, & he waasn;'t even the first American to do so, but the media loved him since his kid was kidnapped, so a myth was born!
Ditto Edison -- not an inventor of any note -- the incandescent lightbulb
with tungsten filament had been in use for 100+ years prior to his claiming
to have invented it!
He msade a ig deal about his Menlo Park labs & the media ate it/him up; basically he had people doing everything for him then he put his own name on the parent as primary inventor. He was a conman!
Now Nikola Tesla - THERE was an American genius & inventor, but they dumped
him because he dared to discover/create a way to get electricity for free!
Killed him, killed his lab, killed his notes. . . :'( (oh the wonders we might've had)
"God himself could not sink this ship."
Anonymous Titanic Deck Hand
To which, a voice from above says "Is That Your Final Answer??" <G>
Makes e think of John Lenon saying "We're[Beatles] bigger than God" then soon after being shot down. . .
& Nebuchadnezzar saying he was like a God to this people -- a week later, his entrails are being lapped up by a pack of wiold dogs in front of everyone!
Arrogance, vis-a-vis God, is not a healthy way to go. .
> > 'Television won't last. Its a flash in the pan' - Mary
Somerville, pioneer of radio educational broadcasts, 1948.
"Video killed the radio star" --big "booya" hit on early MTV
> There was a 45 RPM record I had a long time ago, which was
a compilation of their most popular songs in a skit.
Hmm, can you recall the name of it or the producer?
> > 'Heavier than air flying machines are impossible' - Lord Kelvin.
President of the Royal Society,1890-5.
<BUZZER!>
Physicusts have PROVEN (with math) that a bumblebee cannot fly (hey, nobody said they had to fly ELEGANTLY!)
Also European scientists proved (using numbers) that a passenger train could never go faster than 30MPH, as all the air would be sucked out & everyone
would asphyxiate! (true stories, both)
> ... When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
We avenged ourselves by hunting them into near extinction for their oh-so- delicious wings. . .
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
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I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have
wings.
It seems far fetched to me. I'll believe it when pigs fly
[my response: if pigs could fly, seagulls wouldn't be our biggest parked car problem any more!]
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Q: What has 2 legs but cannot walk, two wings but cannot fly, 2 eyes but
cannot see?
A: A dead chicken.
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was
giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned
on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out
some chicken at the checkout.
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Q: Do you like ribs or wings?
A: I like them both i am bisnacksual
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Scientifically a raven has 17 primary wing feathers.
The big ones at the end of the wing. These feathers are called pinion
feathers. A crow has sixteen.
So, the difference between a crow and a raven is only a matter of a pinion.
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Brought my friend some chicken, told him I had 1 leg, 3 breasts and a wing.
He asked “So how do you find clothes that fit?”.
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Here's a fact for you: on average we all have 1 breast & 1 testicle!
Your friend,
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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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