One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

--Elizabeth Serpe..
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One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Laughing out of the mouth of babe's

I thought that was a cute one!

-Havok

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Greg,

One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Laughing out of the mouth of babe's

I thought that was a cute one!

That's the one you're guaranteed to win the bet on. <G>

Daryl

... "Nobody has ever bet enough on the winning horse." -R. Sasuly
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One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Can't argue that one!

Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Q: Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork
skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
A: Carousel

Our kids climbed on horses behind us
on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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George,

One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
vocabulary words. "Mom," she asked, "What's a
quarter horse?"

As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
piped up, "I know. It's the one they have in front of
the grocery store!"

Can't argue that one!

Or like the joke where the blonde got on this horse, and
it started bucking, and she panicked, and started screaming.
That is, until the store owner came out, and unplugged the
device. <G>

Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I haven't seen any of those in central Arkansas in a long
time.

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Like a blonde at a highway roundabout. :P

Q: Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a
pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
A: Carousel

A rotisserie is a ferris wheel for chickens. :P

Our kids climbed on horses behind us
on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very
loud voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

I would say so.

Daryl

... 12 Steps Chocolate Diet: 12 or less steps from chocolate.
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Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I haven't seen any of those in central Arkansas in a long
time.

No outdoor pony rides here that I've seen; they're usually in a mall, with a car ride or two & a giant bunny for the tots; most are $2 to ride.

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Like a blonde at a highway roundabout. :P

SOMETHING was going around after she'd been there. . .

What started out as herpes became theirpes soon enough. .

Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection. Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.

I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD
I’m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

Q: What's the most common STI in alligators?
A: Gatorades.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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