• Computer Crash By Dr. Seuss

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 13 00:08:02 2020
    Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
    and the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash;
    and your data is corrupted cuz the index doesn't hash,
    then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house
    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, !
    and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
    so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
    then you may as well reboot it and go out with a ka-bang,
    cuz as sure as I'm a poet, yes the sucker's gonna hang!

    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk
    and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
    then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
    Now turn off the poor computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

    WELL! That certainly clears things up for ME!!

    Do read it aloud, its more, fun that way.
    --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32
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