A robber tries to rob a bank, and is told by one of the tellers that
he is at the wrong window. He immediately brandishes his weapon, and
announces that this is a robbery. He is promptly ignored by everyone
in the bank. Shortly thereafter, he storms out the door with nothing...
and muttering about the lousy service and rude employees.

***

A robber robs a bank in a neighboring town, and then takes the money
that he got from the heist, and tries to deposit it in his own bank in
his hometown...with the money still in bands from the bank he robbed!!

***

A robber robs a bank, and is apprehended shortly afterward. Not only
was he wearing his workplace uniform at the time, but he used his own
deposit slip as a stick up note!!

***

A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He
immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the time...and the officer was in uniform!!

***

A police officer is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.
As he is waking from the surgery, he feels a tearing against his chest. Horrified, he thinks the anesthesia has worn off, and they're doing
additional surgery. Lifting his hospital gown, he discovers three huge
strips of athletic first aid tape...the real adhesive, sticky, stuff...
taped to his hair on his chest. On them, written in big letters "Get Well Soon...from the nurse you ticketed last week".

***

In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables has a bowl
full of red, delicious apples. One of the nuns has written and placed a
sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only ONE apple...God is watching
you". Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, is a bowl of chocolate
chip cookies. One of the little kids writes his own sign, and places it
by them, which states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching
the apples".

***

New video cassette sold with the purchase of a new VCR. The subject:
how to hook up the VCR!!

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A robber tries to rob a bank, and is told by one of the tellers that
he is at the wrong window. He immediately brandishes his weapon, and announces that this is a robbery. He is promptly ignored by everyone
in the bank. Shortly thereafter, he storms out the door with nothing...
and muttering about the lousy service and rude employees.

Smart people tend to get real jobs, not become crooks. . .

A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the time...and the officer was in uniform!!

Something some thing unsmart-donkey

In a Catholic School Cafeteria, one end of one of the tables has a bowl full of red, delicious apples. One of the nuns has written and placed a
sign next to the bowl, stating "Take only ONE apple...God is watching
you". Meanwhile, at the other end of the table, is a bowl of chocolate
chip cookies. One of the little kids writes his own sign, and places it
by them, which states "Take ALL the cookies you want...God is watching
the apples".

Cute. Reminds me of the time a mom was trying to teach her boys aboupt
sharing & giving. She put out two cookies - one normal sized, & one more
than double sized. She knew the elder one usually grabs the biggest right
off, with his faster speed & better aim, so she's talking to him, saying, "If Jesus was here, he'd take the smaller one & leave the larger for someone
else."

Right away the overly smart older brother calls out, "Okay, Timmy, you be Jesus!"

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the time...and the officer was in uniform!!

He must be related to the robber who tried to rob a gun shop, and didn't notice the two police cars he had to walk around to get into the store.


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Ron,

A robber goes into a doughnut shop and tries to rob the place. He immediately is arrested by a police officer who was in the shop at the time...and the officer was in uniform!!

He must be related to the robber who tried to rob a gun shop, and
didn't notice the two police cars he had to walk around to get into the store.

In a word, WOW!!

There are such things as "blonde males". In this small town, this guy,
is walking down the street, naked as a jaybird. The sheriff asks him
"What's The Big Idea??". He said "Well, I met this good looking woman
in the bar, and she took me back to her motel room. We took off all our clothes, and she said 'Now, go to town!!'. So, here I am!!" <G>.

Daryl

... Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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