From: "Titus Black" <titusb@yahoo.com>
Subject: Bobbi Sanchez in, "The Magic Apples"
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Date: Mon, 24 Oct 2016 10:50:21 +0200 (CEST)
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While leaving the store one day, Bobbi Sanchez accidently bumped
into an old man carrying an oddly colored bag, almost knocking
him down.

"What's in the bag?" Bobbi asked.

"Magic apples," the old man replied.

"Prove it," said Bobbi.

"Well, besides apples, what are your favorite two fruits?" asked
the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches," she answered.

The old man handed Bobbi an apple and told her to try it. Bobbi
took a bite and exclaimed that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok,
now turn it over," he said.

Bobbi did, took another bite, and said that it tasted like a
peach.

She still wasn't quite convinced that the apples were magic.

The old fellow told her to name something else that she liked to
eat.

"I like to eat pussy," she said sarcastically.

The old man handed her another apple and told her to try it.

Bobbi took a big bite, spit it out, frantically wiped her mouth
and exclaimed, "That tasted like shit!"

The old man looked at her, smiled and said, "Turn it over."
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